Brendan Fraser as Elliot Richards
“Think of me as a computer virus.” — Devil
"I think of you as a plague!"
".. besides I've only got two wishes left and I don't wanna screw 'em up."
"(president of the United States) .. yea yeah, one .."
".. (charming handsome articulate celebrated author) uh huh yeah and you turned me into a flaming homosexual .."
"(professional basketball) .. three .."
"(sensitive artistic sensitive guy was four)"
".. and the Colombian drug lord was five, that means I have two more coming."
"(you've got big mac and coke!) .. What? That wasn't a wish!"
"I need to talk to God."
"No, you don't understand. I really need to to Him. Now. It's urgent."
"Two days ago I sold my soul to the devil for seven wishes now I've already have five but the devil said I've already have six but I'm not counting the Big Mac and Coke but she is and I don't think it's fair. Do you?"