Brendan Fraser as Elliot Richards
“I wanna be really smart .. and I wanna be able to talk good — well .. articulate! Yeah, I wanna be articulate and uh — I wanna be witty, sophisticated, charming. I wanna know everything about everything. Popular. I wanna be good-looking. No, no, make that great-looking. I want Alison to fall absolutely, heedlessly in love with me.” — Elliot Richards
"Oh same old, same old. It's a critical deconstruction of the neo-romantic period in art and literature for the political and economical perspective of the industrial revolution in France, England and Germany -- I can't imagine who reads this stuff!"
"It's a common misapprehension that the word 'gin' comes from the city Geneva. Actually the word 'geneva' -- small 'g' -- is a corruption of genevre, which is of course French for juniper, a wonderful berry that flavored this miraculous libation. Speaking of miraculous ..."
"I'm Elliot Richards, how do you do."
Brendan Fraser & Frances O'Connor
Elliot Richards & Allison Gardner
Alison: "Everything here absolutely screams Elliot .. Richards." Elliot: "Actually, most of the screaming -- takes place -- in the bedroom .."
Toby Huss, Frances O'Connor, Brendan Fraser
"Oh my god I am gay!"
"This is just like the night when you had all those brandy alexanders and ran up and down Fire Island in your cute little speedos singing Evergreen .."